Got this after 10 minutes waiting at a deli counter at the local grocery store. Guy must have been high out of his mind. My other theory is he’s never seen a sandwich in his life. Or maybe he’s a lizard person?

by noburns

47 Comments

  1. Sniggledumper

    get some bread and make ham and turkey sandwiches for the next 4 days

  2. 864FREEWADE

    It’s cool , but damn that’s a lot of cheese

  3. ChefArtorias

    It’s like ten layers of cheese? Looks dry as hell tbh.

    Fine sandwich other than that. Although the ham portions don’t seem even.

  4. burnafter3ading

    Homer Simpson: “Mmmm. Sixty-four slices of American cheese.”

  5. Oops! Thinking about that cheese between my teeth, I hope they melt it until it evaporates.

  6. StarEndymion998

    Congratulations, you got ingredients for a week’s worth of sandwiches. I pray only this happened to me

  7. Dragon_Crisis_Core

    If thats real chedder count as a win, seperate the meat and cheese down to where you like it and save the rest to make new sandwitches.

  8. I’m thinking they were about to throw out the ingredients and he didn’t want to waste them or he secretly hates his job and wanted to waste the deli’s resources.

  9. Demonlord3600

    Why is the 2 slices of pepperoni and 1 slice of lettuce so funny to me

  10. roundtwentythree

    I’m confused, are we complaining? If so, why exactly?

  11. GoredonTheDestroyer

    I mean, that is – *by definition* – a ham and turkey sandwich.

  12. sybautspmofrfr

    A bit too much cheese, other than that it looks good

  13. If you relayered it so its not just a block of cheese and a block of hams itd be delicious

  14. MukdenMan

    “Give me all the cheese.”

    “Wait, come back. I’m worried you heard ‘all the cheese’ and thought I meant I wanted a lot of cheese. No, I’m saying I want ALL the cheese.”

  15. RobbSnow64

    Bro put like 30 $ in ingredients in there, wonder how much OP paid

  16. MatterSlow7347

    I see no problem here. In fact this sandwich fixes all the problems I’ve ever had with turkey sandwiches.

  17. cl0ckw0rkaut0mat0n

    At least you are getting your money’s worth

  18. Yautja834

    Anything else?
    Yeah, a loaf of bread and some other people.

  19. AdorableBunnies

    This is incredible. Buy some bread and you can be eating sandwiches all week!

  20. Mammoth-Series-9419

    put it in the microwave and melt the cheese

  21. Modest1Ace

    You can take most of it off and save it for other sandwiches, there is enough there for at least 5 more sandwiches…you’re set for the week on cheese.

  22. ChaddyBones1989

    “We can’t have people complaining that there’s not enough cheese on the cheese sandwiches now can we?” – Freddy Got Fingered

  23. wormboy2000

    peel those extras off the sandwich, bag em up and pick up a loaf of bread in the bakery section, sandwiches all week

  24. HabeQuiddam

    I would just peel off the middle 80% of that chz stack and save it for later in my fridge.

  25. KernunQc7

    Hope you didn’t eat all of this in one sitting.

  26. palewhiteghost

    Did you pay normal price/not extra? I’d totally save some of that cheese if you took it home but if it was a to go sandwich yeah..that’s stupid as hell lol

  27. That’s mire like a HAAAAAAAAAAAAM and CHEEEEEEEEESSEEEEE, sandwich